Idlehands

idlehands (it's stylized all lowercase people!) is a player who is currently ranked 34th best player at Tech as of the 2020 Spring Pre-Quarantine rankings and 5th for the online 2020 Fall Rankings. idlehands is perhaps best known for playing Wolf and Mario, but has an absurd pocket filled with increasingly ill-advised and unbelievably janky secondaries (most notably Banjo and Ridley). As of November 2019, idlehands is sponsored by Mario's forward smash attack, the best move in the game. In September 2020, idlehands was released from Mario's forward smash attack. idlehands is now sponsored by Ethernet, who plan to continue the sponsorship until the end of the pandemic.

Though certainly a formidable and ferocious foe to face in fisticuffs on the fighting field, idlehands' main point of infamy comes from being the most banned player in VT history. idlehands has been banned at least 4 times, for offenses including:


 * Informing Flightless that Banjo had joined the official circle of secondaries
 * Arguing vitriolically (within earshot of Flightless) that Mario is the best character in the game and beats Joker
 * Remarking to Flightless that Lucas "can have swag"
 * Camping Flightless out using pack man in items-on Friday bracket

idlehands has been known to circumvent these bans by entering under the alias Dr.Goodplayer1234. This has never fooled anyone, likely because idlehands got lazy and never went through with the original plan to manufacture a blatantly fake French accent and dress in a trench coat.

Characters idlehands has used to win at least one game in an official VT Smash bracket

 * Mario
 * Bowser
 * Dr. Mario
 * Rosalina + Luma
 * Bowser Jr.
 * Piranha Plant
 * Donkey Kong
 * Diddy Kong
 * Link
 * Sheik
 * Young Link
 * Ridley
 * Fox
 * Wolf
 * Mewtwo
 * Pokemon Trainer
 * Greninja
 * Incineroar
 * Ness
 * Lucas
 * Ice Climbers
 * Corrin
 * Wario
 * Pack Man
 * Hero
 * Banjo-Kazooie